Just for fun:

If you have more than 40, you’re spoiled and should be killed.

Do you have:
(1) your own cell phone
(2) a television in your bedroom
(3) an iPod
(4) a photo printer
( ) your own phone line
(5) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(6) high-speed internet access (i.e., not dialup)
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
( ) DVD player in bedroom
( ) at least a hundred DVDs
( ) a childfree bathroom
( ) your own in-house office
( ) a pool
( ) a guest house
( ) a game room
( ) a queen-size bed or larger
( ) a stocked bar
( ) a working dishwasher
(7) an icemaker
(8) a working washer and dryer
( ) more than 20 pairs of shoes
( ) at least ten things from a designer store
( ) expensive sunglasses
( ) framed original art (not lithographs or prints)
( ) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
( ) a multi-speed bike
(9) a gym membership
( ) large exercise equipment at home <-- I wish! ( ) your own set of golf clubs ( ) a pool table ( ) a tennis court ( ) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea ( ) your own pair of skis ( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area ( ) a boat ( ) a jet ski ( ) a neighborhood committee membership ( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin ( ) wealthy family members ( ) two or more family cars ( ) a walk-in closet or pantry (10) a yard ( ) a hammock ( ) a personal trainer (11) good credit ( ) expensive jewelry ( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get ( ) at least $100 cash in your possession right now (12) more than two credit cards bearing your name (not counting gas cards or debit cards) ( ) a stock portfolio ( ) a passport ( ) a horse ( ) a trust fund (either for you or created by you) ( ) private medical insurance ( ) a college degree, and no outstanding student loans Do you: ( ) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week ( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores ( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning) ( ) go on weekend mini-vacations ( ) send dinners back with every flaw ( ) wear perfume or cologne (not body spray) ( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon ( ) have a job but don't need the money OR ( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice ( ) pay someone else to cook your meals ( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs ( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you taxis ( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner Are you: ( ) an only child (between my mom and dad) ( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person ( ) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way Have you: ( ) been on a cruise ( ) traveled out of the country ( ) met a celebrity ( ) been to the Caribbean ( ) been to Europe ( ) been to Hawaii ( ) been to New York ( ) eaten at the space needle in Seattle ( ) been to the Mall of America ( ) been on the Eiffel tower in Paris ( ) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York ( ) moved more than three times because you wanted to ( ) dined with local political figures ( ) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast Did you: ( ) go to another country for your honeymoon ( ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party ( ) take riding or swimming lessons as a child ( ) attend private school ( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you Taken from greenshadows